Stupid Luck

Stupid: I've never had any luck. Whatever I've tried fails. Not that I haven't tried hard enough either. Things seem to be working at first but at the end they all go down the drain.

Luck: They say you make your own luck.

Stupid: In my case, I know I've just been unlucky. Look at you, you've always been lucky, not that you don't work hard, but generally you have more luck. You seem to get things without even trying hard!

Luck: [thinks] Have you ever considered you've been stupid all these years, and made many stupid decisions? [/thinks]